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Wootsauce!
Basic Account, Created on 12 April 2001 (#98417), Last updated on 6 September 2010 [Gift]
- 1,835 journal entries
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- Name:
- Ass McTavish and the land behind the Tavern
- Birthdate:
- 28 December
- Location:
- San Diego, California, United States
- External Services:
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- hotchunkysalsa@hotmail.com
- orbasm@livejournal.com
- hotchunkysalsa
- hotchunkysalsa
- blind_oracle
- Interests: (100)
- a perfect circle, albondigas, alex grey, alice, arizona cardinals, baseball, beer, being dead sexy, bene gesserit, biscuits and shit, booty blood, bums, can o' beans, chinese art, closet geeks, coldplay, compressed canned air, curve, dead can dance, depeche mode, drugs, filter, glatisant, goth, goth clubs, gothic, grey goose battalion, hartford whalers, hinduism, hockey, hot chunky salsa, hybrid, interpol, jack black, japanese art, japanese history, king pellinore, leftfield, machina's boobs, marilyn manson, martini mafia, midget hats, mogwai, morrissey, music, no dang & smooth, ocular cavities, orbital, pacific northwest, painted stick, panzermench, paul oakenfold, phi, phil hartman, physics, pi, piercings, pirates, portland, pretty boy floyd, prince albert, quantum physics, radioactive man, ralph wiggum, robert smith, sacred geometry, salman rushdie, samurai, san diego, san diego padres, sasha, serialkiller's titties, sex, sigur rós, spackled facials, sports, st. louis blues, strongface, sushi, tad williams, talvin singh, tattoos, tenacious d, the crystal method, the cure, the martini mafia, the pixies, the questing beast, the simpsons, the smiths, the tragically hip, the white stripes, thora birch, tibetan art, tom robbins, tonari no totoro, tool, totoro, university of oregon, wu li
- Bio
- You seek a great fortune, you three
who are now in chains...
And you will find a fortune - though
it will not be the fortune you seek...
...But first, first you must travel
a long and difficult road - a road
fraught with peril, uh-huh, and
pregnant with adventure. You shall
see things wonderful to tell. You
shall see a cow on the roof of a
cottonhouse, uh-huh, and oh, so many
startlements...
...I cannot say how long this road
shall be. But fear not the obstacles
in your path, for Fate has vouchsafed
your reward. And though the road
may wind, and yea, your hearts grow
weary, still shall ye foller the
way, even unto your salvation.